Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Spring Training Mid-Game Update - Orioles @ Yankees, March 4, 2014

Watching the Orioles play the "Yankees" I've discovered three things. The O's are losing 1-2 in the bottom of the 6th as I type. So, here's the three things I've learned tonight:

1. Seeing Brian Roberts in a Yankee uniform is disgusting. I can't wait until this nausea matures into hate. 



2. The Yankees think that slapping a bracelet on this makes an acceptable dugout reporter. For TELEVISION. Not that I envy the producer whose job it would have been to deliver the brush off. I saw what she did to Iron Man's car with that Ghostbusters whip. 

3. The Yankees' age is already showing in ways other than Jeter's liver spots. This is a home game for them and their starting catcher, first baseman, shortstop, and left fielder aren't taking the field. They're saving them for the regular season. I'm not saying that's not smart. I'm saying that a younger team would not need to at this point.  

Game Update: Yankees just plugged  future extreme trivia answer Peguero in the back. Just when I was about to flip over to The Goldbergs, it might just be on.